Combination muse/lamp? I rather like the sound of that.

And as for Pseudonymity, I suppose the dialog isn't the point, is it? It's the, er, other aspects.

Still, I think if someone came out with "This is like I've always imagined. I've wanted to be with you for so long," I'd be more inclined to burst out in giggles than anything!

There's no accounting for taste, really.