Private Message to Linus Moon

Dear Journal,

I am going to pretend I am writing to somebody.

My name is Linus Moon, and I am a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And everybody thinks I am some sort of boring swot. Honestly, I'm not, though. I read wizarding history and the adventures of great wizards of old, and my heart swells up with the urge to join them. I wish I could have been born in the time when the witches and wizards of England kept the Spanish Armada from attacking our shores, or back in the days of Merlin's glorious magic, or something.

Instead I have to do my Arithmancy homework.

I know it's been a long time since I wrote in you. Thank you for listening, Journal. It's not like anybody else does. Not really.

Yours faithfully,

Linus Moon