Private Message to Lionel Moon

[alt_linus]

Sir,

I am painfully aware that I have not been the most conscientious of sons about writing home during term. Furthermore, I know to my sorrow that I have been a disappointment of late in matters of discipline, and I am truly sorry for behaviour reflecting poorly upon the name of Moon.

But I hope you know, sir, that even though my ill-considered deeds recently have hardly demonstrated it, I do strive to live up to the guidance and care you have always offered to us, and will redouble my efforts from this day forth. Two of the staff have taken me in hand, reawakening my awareness of the need for clear-headed thought and prudent action. I would appreciate time to discuss some of that with you during the upcoming holidays.

What I mean to say, Father, is that I lo

I remain, sir, with deep regard and gratitude,

Your son,
Linus Moon